Mischief Managed


One simply siphons the excess thoughts from one's mind, pours them into the basin, and examines them at one's leisure. It becomes easier to spot patterns and links, you understand, when they are in this form.

Three Things That Have Annoyed Me This Week

There are three things that have really annoyed me this week. I feel like writing about it on this web log might help diffuse my annoyance a little. I suppose they’re just small things, but I swear this week I’ve witnessed them more than ever. I’ll just transfer the thoughts out of my brain and onto the internet. Maybe that’ll work, and then I can stop complaining about stupid things. 

Number 1: People who type loudly with long finger nails. Especially during lectures.

Number 2: People who rub soap into their hands without water. Preferably you should wet your hands first. Dry soap, ew. How do you create the lather? 

Number 3: People who spit. I hate spitting. This photo makes me feel sick.

The end.

We lit a fire for the first time this year tonight. I love having a fireplace. When I was young, I really thought everyone had a fireplace. My reasoning behind this was: Santa needs a chimney to get into your house so every house must have a fireplace otherwise you wouldn’t get any presents. I remember being so confused when my friend didn’t have a fireplace. What do parents tell their kids? I thought the whole chimney thing was a key part to the Father Christmas tale. 

We lit a fire for the first time this year tonight. I love having a fireplace. When I was young, I really thought everyone had a fireplace. My reasoning behind this was: Santa needs a chimney to get into your house so every house must have a fireplace otherwise you wouldn’t get any presents. I remember being so confused when my friend didn’t have a fireplace. What do parents tell their kids? I thought the whole chimney thing was a key part to the Father Christmas tale.